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Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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motoroladroid:
You don’t need drugs to have fun
(Source: kryokats, via sawtaku)
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thefrogman:
This is how you simply walk into Mordor.
(Source: corgiaddict)